No. We also decided to take the dogs along. Goddamn that shit is awesome. Only problem is that my gf thought I was cheating on her because I was going through them "ahead of schedule.". Sort by. Classic Iron Man/ Doctor Doom Story On Auction At ComicConnect Posted on December 16, 2020 | by Jeremy Konrad | Comments Iron Man and Doctor … Strip down and get on the table. Now mind you, I didn’t look young at all and she was probably used to working with 5 year olds all day. Doctor Who is a British science-fiction television programme produced by the BBC. 12 Horrifying True Stories of Doctors Behaving Badly You won't believe the outrageous, insensitive, and just plain odd comments these people heard from their docs. Here's a tip: I genuinely don't care. What medications are you on? Rate This Story: Excellent Very Good Good Fair Poor: Bobby was sitting on the floor of the pediatricians office playing with some building blocks, trying to figure out how he got himself into this predicament. My favorite primary care encounter: exactly as you described, spent 20 minutes talking about managing blood pressure and diabetes, another 10 talking about some acute concerns (I was the med student, so he got more than 5 minutes) and as I'm about to walk out the door, with my hand on the doorknob: "Doc, by the way, can I get some of that... you know.. the f**king medicine?". Even though the nurse lady didn’t tell me to. Edit: Holy cow this has blown up! Gyno Fails: 16 Funny Stories Of Women Visiting Their Doctor. Don't waste my time and endanger your health spewing bullshit. Takes rest of history, makes basic plan for child's fever assuming probable virus based on the history. 10 Funny Healthcare Doctor Stories (For your Laughing Pleasure) Healthcare jobs are very stressful, sometimes it takes a toll with all the crazy patients, doctors, and other staff placing demands on you. 20. 300+ keto success stories. Not a doctor, but when I was working as a med tech in the ER, We had a male patient ~75yo come in with an extraordinarily low blood pressure (think 70/40) and a ton of facial and upper body bruising. The doctor walks up to the nursing table and fills out the chart. […] 27 Stories About Going To The Doctor That Will Leave You Breathless And Totally Embarrassed […], […] 27 Stories About Going To The Doctor That Will Leave You Breathless. She said it's common, but I was totally embarrassed. Call brother and wish him happy birthday. Pop a viagra. Viagra is awesome. Patient: Uh, like five months ago. In a lifetime of seeing thousands of patients, a doctor will hear all sorts of crazy stories and bizarre cases. A new Medscape poll probes doctor lifestyles. And type 2 diabetes. I'm not your momma, your spouse, or your priest. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. It was a rookie intern mistake to not ask about the meds earlier in the convo, but still I would have expected her to mention the sickle cell up front since it was his hematologist who stressed to her the importance of always going to the ED when he got a fever. Return to Home Page. People have sent us thousands of keto success stories. 17. 19. Me: Do you use any drugs? Going to a show? He's in the room with her a long time -- much longer than normal. After these pleasantries, I’m lying on the exam table, staring at the ceiling, just waiting for the whole ordeal to end, when she seems to get upset, and readjusts an electrode she just put on me. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. Embarrassing Stories: At the Doctor’s Office. Do you have any medical conditions? To which the doctor immediately asks her to leave the room. 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