We give them two sterile cups, paper bags, and instructions. It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: While getting a prostate exam for a physical, I asked if he could tell I'd been doing squats. But, no. We went in with cystoscopy to take a look and potentially remove it in office with no sedation. Don’t be. 30 People Confess The Most Embarrassing Thing Their Parents Ever Did. I'm not being mean that is just simple, scientific fact. You’ve seen more penises than a mohel. I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. Comment. Labels: awkward, college, davis girl, doctor, dogs. ,

Surgical tech, I was in the OR prepping the patient for a bladder sling. 11 Of The Most Embarrassing And Awkward Stories From The Gyno’s Stirrups. Urology is the worst area for male patients. When my wife was giving birth our Gyno told her to give a big push. They don’t like being intimately handled by and in front of women.

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I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. That was a new one for me. placement: 'Mid Article Thumbnails', Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. ,

I could see him inside panicking as the doors slowly closed, and as the elevator started to ascend he put his hand out to gesture an apology.

For some reason, the sight of him and his hand gesture slowly floating up in the elevator made me laugh so much. If not more. Most of my embarrassing boners have to do when in school and a cute girl is teasing me on purpose with her short skirt - crossing her legs and stuff like that and just being slutty. It was extremely embarrassing! I had hemorrhoids like a few years ago. And there are many wonders about our bodies that elude us. Urologists just don’t get it. I can't believe you just said....anus....j/k lol, Get your liquid egg whites here at EGG WHITES INTERNATIONAL, Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1. She was checking for a hernia, so grabbed his testicles and asked him to cough. While not painful, exactly, it was a bit cringe-inducing feeling something go up “the wrong way The good news is that these problems may be improved with fairly simple treatments. The story describes Jim’s entrance physical exam as it is given by a female doctor and nurse. Sometimes it's the little things that light the biggest fire in us. Some of their patients blush. QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER In the clip the physician has the client cough while she palpates the inguinal area. In his nervousness, he misheard. Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' Humans are dumb. BuzzFeed Junior Writer We asked the ... "I used to work in a urology office. If you spend all weekend with them and they act like little monsters the entire time, you might shed a small tear for their teacher come Monday morning. Patients have to bring in semen samples post vasectomy to make sure there was no issue with the procedure so we can declare them sterile. What is she checking for? The assistant was having some issues and as soon as I got in the stirrups, the assistant said loudly, 'Man, this one's a stinker!'. Sometimes we're just gonna act a foul. Never did I realize that this appointment would become one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I wish I had told the patients at the time that these comments are not appreciated. Premium Questions. _taboola.push({ Our bodies are miracle shells walking the face of the earth. I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL “Medicine is gender neutral” is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. The exam was routine until she told me to lie back and place my feet into the stirrups. He sits at the piano. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. When we left the office, my sister did the "Ha Ha Ha!!" Since 2003 I have been consulting with a urologist regarding ED. Kinda made me tear up a bit. When I … And that just might be the worst, most awful, most embarrassing story of my life. No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news.

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It was a net covering a biga** water reservoir and I sank in it knees deep before I got right out. Being examined by a urologist is embarrassing enough. This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time. Don't panic. Sometimes I've had to get up for something while I still had it and I'd try so hard to make it not show, plus often I've had a precum stain on my pants. Often people wrongly assume that men don’t care about their modesty. So the responses you're about to read are a mixed bag, some from medical professionals, some from patients, some from family members - all awkward. We tell him to go home and bring us back a sample. The nurse used a needle-less syringe to inject a cold anesthetic gel up into the penis. One of our urologists … We are complex entities. Patient wasn't all the way under and while I was helping the surgeon, we heard coughing and what sounded like water falling. The catch is the you have to insert a syringe (not a needle) into the tip of the penis and inject lidocaine lube into the urethra and then hold the penis with your thumb over the urethra for five minutes. Must be an acoustic guitar up there on stage, and he'll play that while he sings. It just made me wonder if they thought it was a treat to see a young fit male get erect. – 1. ,

Last Thursday was a normal day. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. The doctor also smiled a couple times and seemed to stay in that area for a while. ,

We started playing scientists and began mixing them all up in random ways and to this day I'm still surprised we didn't blow ourselves up or melt our faces off. I was working a rehab unit one time and had to give a younger gentleman a suppository due to no bowel movement for 4 days. directions too literally and tried to shove a handful of semen through the office window. When I had a catheter inserted after the cystoscopy, the urologist uses a tool called a sound to facilitates the passage of the catheter into the bladder. Damn, sorry to hear that IG! ,

The Doc has him climb up on the table and tells him to bear down.......He farted in the guys f**kin face.........I pissed on myself when he told me that....Farted in his face. Gender neutral works for the caregivers perhaps, but oftentimes not for the men. If you think I did, you should report me. They should teach their kids some manners." One patient called a took the "just bring it in, hand deliver it!" Brahmbhatt is a urologist at Orlando Health's South Lake Hospital in Clermont, Florida, where he’s also the co-director of the PUR Clinic, which stands for Personalized Urology and Robotics. It is his first trial run as a gay erotic story author. That ended up being just as awkward. ,
I looked at her with my jaw dropped and it clicked a few seconds later that she was talking about the difficulty of opening the tool, and not my vagina. “It’s not going to go away on its own.” And if untreated, the problem could get worse. So I had to stick those up my anus till it stopped bleeding. Things. I still hate myself for it. You know you’re a Urology nurse when… 10. Gynecologists, proctologists, and urologists, what's the most awkward thing that's happened to you with a patient? The relative male-female parity amongst physician […]

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